FWD: Fwd; FWD; FWD!!!!!!!

Ok, you'll probably hate me forever for doing this but....I got this really funny FWD: (don't worry, I really hate them too) but my spider senses are telling me to post it here. Once again, I am previously apologising, but seriously, you can deal with it right?

Oh my gosh, I checked like every single little box in this! orange things are comments from me

[ ] Gotten detention. amazingly no
[x] Gotten your phone taken away.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
total so far: 3

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late. more than that!
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it. long story
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
total so far: 7

[x] got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school. easy!
[x] Text people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher The maxweller!
total so far: 12

[ ] dialed 911 from the pay phone.
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm. ive egged a boy on to do it...to bad he didn't but it was still funny to watch his face -- he was a sevie
[x] Went on myspace, facebook, friendster, xanga, etc. on the computer at school or tried to i know of some really good sites, meebo.com is one (for IM ing) but not too reliable... try it i dare you!
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod, mp3 player, etc. during class. * it's pretty easy with a sub sometimes you get the cool ones who totally let you pull your stuff out
total so far:16

[ ] Threw something at the teacher. cool! i will! jk lol
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] broke the dress code. LIKE EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY!!! boo clayton's dress code
[x] Got caught breaking the dress code. again, like every day, but as IF i ever change
[ ] Failed a class. surprisingly no
[x] Ate food during class.* mr. bancroft is so awesome he lets you and encourages you too! besides student gov. open fridge fridays
total so far: 20

[x] Gotten a call from school. they call you if you miss like advisory or something
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school. EVERY FREAKING DAY I FORGET SOMETHING FOR ELP! just ask gracie
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[ ] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking. no... wouldn't dare!
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear haha that's great
total so far: 22

[x] Faked your parents signature. once my mom actually told me to
[x] Slept in class.*
[ ] Cursed at a teacher.
[x] Copied homework
Total: 25

NOW MULTIPLY BY 3 75% of the time! WOW. i seriously wonder how i even learned anything at all lol! but seriously i still get all A's and i am good, just not behind their backs... muhahaha but really you have to have some fun in life, tease some seventh graders, you know what i mean!
Repost as: I SCREWED __% of school in 2007