Publicity, Publicity

Well, haven't I gotten the advertisment lately! Thanks to a post by Rusti, I recieved quite a few comments of my bloggy fury (as of now, that is officially an adjective) on the subject of Vanessa Hudgens' acting return. Well, that was flattering of them. So after brushing off my pants, blushing, and wringing my hands a little, I have decided to share a little love.

If you want to read laugh-out-loud funny quotes from my sister's insane physics teacher (name remains anonymous), check out Tell Us Another Joke! You might just pee your pants.

Want some head spinning, totally awesome thoughts and reflections? Check out Cherrybomb to hear some pretty cool and inspiring posts of a girl around my age.

My sister Caroline also has a blog called Whatever, that has fresh, funny occurences of her day, ranging from embarrasing Secret Santa gifts to 30 minutes chats with our piano teacher - completely about Top Ramen. You will have to learn to look over her gramatical errors and lack of capitalization (shudder), sometimes I'm not even sure she's related to Emily and I.... (cringe)

If you want to listen to sweet ongoings of a kind sister-in-law of mine, check out Up Came The Sun. She is the one who made the recent post of my own anger against VH.

My other sister, Emily (the oldest girl) has a hilarious voice that will make you grin as you read her blog, There Is Beauty All Around.

Want to hear about the most famous fashion industries? Check out Attraction Pour La Mode to hear all about Gucci, Oscar de la Renta, etc., run and managed by my friends Olivia and Flannery. They each have their own blogs, The Olive Tree and The Wild Fern, each with their own unique writing style and fun included.

If you want to hear cute, innocent ramblings of two 7th graders check out When The Violets Come Out, administrated by Chloe (Olivia's little sister) or The Legend of Harper run by Sage (real name, Harper) who is Flan's little sister.

Woo, that was confusing. There are others, but I'm too lazy/uncreative to type more on the subject. Check out the entire compiltion on my blog list.

Now, before you leave, I'll leave you with one last thing to bore you with:
My mom, impersonating "The Hulk" in Cranium. Priceless.

Jumping to Classics

My piano teacher has decided that this year we will focus on classics. Heh. Yay. I'm really scared of classics, just so you know. You can spend months mastering a particularly brutil piece, but the sucky part is that it sounds so EASY. So when you have played it all the way through and turn to a peer to get some review, all you get is, "Really pretty, Hannah." versus persay, I don't know, Dancing on the Berlin Wall (my assignment a few months ago) where you get something much...more (see link to hear what I mean. It's crazy. And bipolar.)

Yeah, so I'm really worried. This is going to be a tough year. The songs (just for your boredom, or if you want to look them up and hear them) are:

Warm up - Original Fur Elise, Bach
Praeludium II, Bach *see video at top
Invention I, Bach

As you can see, we're really nailing out the Bach right now. Whoopee.

My goal for the year is to master this piece - it's INCREDIBLY hard. See Clair de Lune. If you haven't watched any of the other videos, watch THIS ONE. You will immediately be calmed down.

Oh my GOSH!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEVER EVER!

N - O - NO!

According to The Twilight Lexicon, rumors have been flying about the 'did-or-didn't-Vanessa-Hudgens-audition-for-New-Moon' incident. See the evidence HERE. I actually screamed my fury out in my room seconds after I read the post, to the intensly alarmed expression on my cat's face. I actually punched my pillow, too - something quite extrordinary seeing as I'm a usually non-violent person (exception, to my sister). If Vanessa Hudgens is picked for Leah Clearwater, I will go insane. Well, more insane than I am now. I will buy the DVD just to BURN IT. I will skin a small and furry animal. I will spit in a little old lady's face. I will DIE!! VANESSA HUDGENS CANNOT, ABSOLUTELY AND INFINATELY WILL NOT TAKE ANY PLACE IN 'NEW MOON'!

The absolute worst part of it all though, is that I can actually see her as Leah Clearwater. I hate myself for that, indeed.

The Ten Commandments of Weight Loss

I. Thou shalt honor thy health and happy, happy thoughts above all else.
II. Thou shald not work the vending machines: therein lieth the way of madness.
III. Thou shalt not steal bites from thy neighbor's plate.
IV. Thou shalt not eat when thine eye lusteth but when thy stomach doth supplicate for sustenance.
V. Thou shalt sup chiefly on the fruits of the earth, the grains and vegetables thereof, on the fowl of the air and the fish of the seven seas, whence cometh not doughnuts.
VI. Thou shalt not eat when thou art feeling sad, for food is not a medicine unto the soul. Thou shalt hug thyself instead.
VII. Thou shalt take exercise daily; for why hast thou sinew and bone, legs and sneakers?
VIII. Thou shalt not eat in front of thy TV.
IX. Thou shalt delight in every good word and good song and good day.
X. Thou shalt keep these Commandments, if thou wants to fit into thy new jeans.

These are the words posted on the Sonshine Valley Cafeteria Wall, (whose motto is 'What Would Jesus Eat?') which is a fictional Christian fatcamp in a book that I read called Scrambled Eggs at Midnight. The book is young adult genre and is HILARIOUSLY FUNNY,

...but I don't want to take the time to give you a summary because I just wrote a huge essay on it and am sick of typing in school language. Go google it if you're so pushy/curious/gullible. But I do think that's a good model for a new year's resolution.... but I can't follow it. Food is my FRIEND. I tell myself sometimes at Sizzler buffets that I could never be anerexic or vegetarian. Sorry you guys, but I just love MEAT. Mmmm....Steak. ^_^ No, but really, it's good that I have a high metabolism/take so much outside-of-school dance/am such a spaz that I can burn all them food cals off.

Wow, that was a side track. But anywho every post from hereforth I am going to type at least one luxury and one thing that sucks (preferably something that I've experienced within that week), because well, it's amusing. For me...and...for me. That's taking account for all of my *cough* readers.

LUXURY:

1. Putting the first knife into a fresh peanut butter jar.

2. When sucking up to teachers works.

SUCKS:

1. Opening the wrong end of a cereal box.

2. Trying to shake a pillow back in it's case, but grabbing the wrong end to shake.

3. Blisters.

As you can see, I've already added a larger list to the sidebar.

PS. I have just starred in a amazing model shot taken by my sister Emily (click on her name to see her blog) and I thought it was so candidly amazing that I'm posting it here:

I'm on the far left. Yeah, when my mom saw that she gave me quite the scolding, saying I ruined a cute family picture. Well, c'est la vie, it's too late now.

And also, I've finally decided to expose my mad love affair with the Maytag man at the Park City Home Depot...

Real MEN are made of cardboard.

Text-To-Speech

Heym I know that this is a really short and confusing post, but go to THIS WEBSITE and click on the little button that says "Say It". I've written you a message in a special....'code'.... anyways, just check it out then experiment as much as you want. It's SO MUCH FUN. And quite addicting, too.