To update my readers (*cough* Guys? ....Hello? Anybody here?):
- I'm growing out my bangs.
- I decided that I love school because I have the coolest friends in the world.
- I'm still single.
Inexcusably, horrifyingly single. Heck, it seems like we all are! What's with this world?
Because I'm feeling strangely analytical today, and perhaps I need some stability in my life, I'd like to take some time to offer a few equations:
T α 1/D
T= Time left in junior year
D= Desperation
T α Rf
T= Amount of MicroFoaming Toothpaste used
Rf= Rabies Factor: How much you look like you have rabies
M α H
(This one's only for a select few. H ≠ Hannah, or Hollberg. Never fear.)
Oh the irony (this one goes out to Françoise) that I'm making mathematical equations here. Seeing as in math today... Yeah. My hands are still shaking.
I may still be single, but at least I have guy friends. Phew! And I'm lucky enough to get to go to Junior Prom with the coolest one on Saturday -- thanks, Evan! I'm super excited.
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