If you're bored, and possibly procrastinating (hey, I guessed right!) you may want to try this. Go to Google and type in your name + needs.
Example: "Hannah needs "
Well Google, what do I need? Here are my top 15 favorites, not in any particular order.
- Hannah needs to freely explore her world.
- Hannah needs a farm visit.
- Hannah needs a Foster home.
- Hannah needs a good break.
- Hannah needs Roomies! (Actual inflection)
- Hannah needs a photo of a Marine Corps dress, blue buttons. (Oddly specific)
- Hannah needs food, walks, and a steady supply of tail-scratches.
- Hannah needs a hug.
- Hannah needs some alone time.
- Hannah needs $3 million.
- Hannah needs your money.
- Hannah needs some sensitivity training.
- Hannah needs to die off or something.
- Hannah needs to tan.
- Hannah needs to be loved.
Isn't that pathetically revealing? I thought so. Apparently I need to open up to the world (perhaps through a farm visit), be more sensitive. Then and then I can be tan, loved, and rich! If that doesn't work, I just need to die off or something.
This is almost as funny as the controversial Google Suggest. I suggest that you try it. I've even set another one up for you about the human race! Just click on *Update*.
Through this experience I have not only learned that a surprising number of Hannahs are Jewish, but that if people actually took Google's advice, we would be a very bewildered, uncertain people with few/no philosophical values.
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I did this. I am in need of a strong drink.
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